Liar, liar, pants on fire

Would you admit that 70% of the time, you're actually lying?

Joseph Ferrari, a psychology professor at DePaul University and editor of Counseling the Procrastinator in Academic Settings, found in one study that "students who engaged in academic procrastination said more than 70 percent of the excuses they gave instructors for not completing an assignment were fraudulent (the lies were most prevalent in large lecture classes taught by women who were 'lenient')."

Must have been anonymous admissions.